
I literally found this at the bottom of a lake today. I'm so gonna play it.

What is this? Not the cat, she just wanted her picture taken. I found it floating in a lake while I was picking up garbage in Lost Lake just outside of Fresno. It looks like an urn had sex with a teapot and a keg. Apologies if it actually contained the remains of a person. I rubbed it, there's no goddamn genie. I wish it had a genie. But I don't get any wishes cause there's no freakin' genie!!!
My brother in law and I went kayaking at Lost Lake in Fresno yesterday afternoon and at some point I felt compelled to start picking up the crap people (I use the term loosely) decided to toss into the lake. After a couple hours the webbing (which is now loose) on my bow was home to an impressive mound of shit that assholes (that's actually subdued language right there) had thrown into the lake or whatever the San Joaquin had taken to it. I filled four grocery bags with cans, bottles, broken bottles, bags and the usual shit that morons (who should be severely beaten in public until they die from it) throw into the lake. I didn't expect to happen upon the above items though. The San Joaquin and the lakes it flows into are lightly populated at most so the videogame is completely random (my PS3 recognized that it's a PS2 game so it might be playable) as was a random metal receptacle. If anyone knows what that is, please let me know. If you see anyone litter please bash their excuse for a human head into a nice worm digestible paste or at least report them to someone who will take them for everything they're worth. I seriously hate, loathe, would like to dispose of people who intentionally litter on a level you probably don't understand. Lost lake is a nice place, I'd like to keep it that way.